Why’ve they done that?! I don’t want everyone knowing I’ve just bought toilet paper, extra-strength pile ointment and ‘special brew.’ >:( (I use that just as an example. I didn’t buy those things. Just the extra-strength pile ointment. No!)
Also I feel like a walking advert for ‘food’- “look at that chap over there- he’s got… ‘food’! I think I might try some of that ‘food’ stuff myself- looks like a right old wheeze!”
So was just thinking this while walking home with my shopping (don’t ask) and literally 3 minutes later this guy comes up to me- black guy, smart suit jacket and a colourful shirt.
He sez, ‘where d’you get those oranges- asda?’
I’m like, ‘yeh.’
‘How come you got so many- they on offer?’
‘No, I just like oranges. I ‘ave ‘em for breakfast’
‘Hey mate, could I maybe have one?’
‘Yeah, sure man’ (I hand the guy an orange from my bag)
*thinks* ‘Great. Now I’m a walking delicatessen.’
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