an amusing story about McDonalds

(other burger joints are available... and they're better!
nyer nyer nyer nyer- take that, Ronald McDonald!)

I went in McDonalds in asda the other day. I had just
bought some veggie curry from the store, and needed a
culinary device to help me eat it, whilst sitting
in a field enjoying the sun (my idea of a picnic.)

So I sez to the girl behind the counter, ‘could I have
a spoon, please?’

And she sez, ‘sorry, it’s policy not to give them out
if you haven’t bought anything.’

So I sez, ‘oh’

an I left in a huff.

And then, after ten minutes of swearing,
‘feck McDonalds! feck McDonalds! I am gonna start
like, a million threads on teh internet telling people
not to eat there!’ to myself, the perfect retort suddenly
came to me out of nowhere,
‘I suppose a fork’s out of the question?!’

Bah!